Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not

Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too

Nikah, connecting people the Halal way

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking

Well done is better than well said

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side

Death is hereditary

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more

God is real, unless declared integer